Those little pigs can be surprisingly annoying. Some scurry away before you land a decent hit, while others sit there practically begging to be smashed. You keep checking your stamina, hoping the next one drops enough cash to settle another bill. It's a silly routine, but seeing the money pile grow is oddly pleasing.
The full version is already unlocked, with plenty of room to keep building up your hands. Bankruptcy doesn't feel like much of a punishment once you've saved enough legacy points for better jewelry. You lose the run, buy another upgrade, and head straight back to punching pigs. Pretty much the worst financial advice imaginable, and somehow it works.